Naughty valentine’s day gifts for her

Tis the season to be a little bad! We’re all adults now and ready to cut loose and have a little fun for the remainder of the year. Before we do, suffice it to say that naughty valentine’s day gifts for her of what you’re about to read may turn your cheeks redder than Rudolph’s nose.

When it’s cold outside, no one knows the difference between a face flush from feelings and a face flush from the frigid air. It’s really the best time of year to indulge in a little naughty fun if you think about it that way. Of course, there are things that live in the dark corners of the internet that could land you on Santa’s naughty list for life. So, you may not want to go poking around too much. Luckily, we’ve gone ahead and rounded up some NSFW, adults-only zingers that’ll have you spit-laughing out that eggnog come the holidays. So relax, unwind, and, enjoy these dirty Christmas jokes responsibly.

Dirty Christmas Jokes Anyone on the Naughty List Will Love1. What do snowmen use to make snowbabies? Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own? He only comes once a year, and it’s down the chimney. What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? You know what’s so great about this time of year?

You can slam your laptop shut when your partner walks into the room, and you don’t get any disgusted looks. Can I visit between the holidays? Are you going to put that up yourself? No, I’m putting it up in the living room.

Why are Christmas trees better than men? Even the small ones give satisfaction. Why does Santa always land on your roof? Because he likes it on top. He could see the snowblower coming down the street. He was obsessed with getting the cookie.