High waisted shorts

The state I am in now. For the 5 people who have never gotten high, High waisted shorts will try to explain it. When you are high, it feels very much like your dreaming. The feeling you get after smoking sweet, sweet Mary Jane.

Vaporizers, joints, blunts, bowls, bongs — it don’t matter, ’cause we’re high! Words that never seemed humorous are suddenly the shit and words that never made sense together now make perfect sense. You’re so out of it you even think YOU sound good singing. Things may look almost holographic, like they’re popping out at you. That’s probably because your eyes are mad big. People seem to look a lot hotter than before, and you may also feel like people are watching you.

If you’re high at all, you’ll be hungry. Try not to go too insane — you’ll regret it when you’re sober. Cold things may not feel cold or hot things may not feel hot. People who are normally not affectionate are suddenly all over each other. You might have deep thoughts or you might think total nonsense. You’re often incredibly gullible, which makes it ridiculously easy to trip someone out. Holding onto other people isn’t just for the affection but to stay off your ass.