Brie and honey

Brie’s dialogue about Ayano being an “Imposter” is a reference to the game Among Us, in which the Imposter is a murderer, much like Ayano. Foreseeing Brie’s disappointment on the moon, you brie and honey on your spacesuit and head out to meet her.

You find her using a sonic shovel to dig into the rocky surface. WHY ISN’T IT MADE OF CHEESE? Luckily, you brought just the thing to cheer her up! You certainly don’t want her to feel like she came all this way for nothing. I risked my life in search of brie, gruyère, or roquefort And all I found was a big gray rock.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. I traveled such a long way Sailed through hostile alien territory, got lost, took my chances with a VERY sketchy-looking extradimensional shortcut And for what? I’ve still got that post-cryosleep brain fog so I’m a little confused. Fee, fi, fo fum I’m feeling a little glum. Whoever said “the moon is made of cheese” was full of phooey! I want to believe That everything’s going to be okay.

The concept of a gift does not exist on my planet. Okay, so your moon isn’t made of cheese. Pretty disappointing, but not the heat death of the universe. I can still salvage this mission. There’s cheese on Earth, you say?

Well, in that case What are we waiting for! I’m very glad to meet you. Are all Earthlings this warm and welcoming, or are you special? But not before I come up with a Plan B! Or should I say Plan Brie?

So I guess you want to see some documentation . Where did I put that multipass? I’ve always been fascinated by space aliens, so it’s REALLY exciting to meet you. Although I guess, from your perspective, I’M the space alien. By the way, thanks for keeping me company while I was lost in space. Who knows where I would have ended up without those directions you gave me! Probably stuck in the middle of the Delta Quadrant or something.

Is this some form of Earthling communication? The concept of a “gift” does not exist on my planet. Help me, Earthling You’re my only hope. Okay, that sounded WAY more serious than I meant it.