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The Dumb Things We All Do, But Don’t Talk About 7. 54 Sexy Girls In Tight Dresses 6. Awesome Things You Can Get On Amazon Right Now! It’s not controversial to say that boobs are really, really great. The biological function of breasts work to keep babies fed, of course, but somewhere along the way, boobs have become so much more. Maybe you’re thinking that breasts are breasts are breasts. Well,  you’re not wrong when it comes to like the day-to-day realities of having boobs on your body.

Along with your size, each shape supposedly dictates the type of bra you should wear. As if bra fitting isn’t confusing enough already? But then I got to thinking: Why stop at just seven shapes? My boobs have been way more than seven shapes during my lifetime. They’re like the ultimate shape-shifters — and according to my girlfriends, their mammaries are pretty magical too. So in honor of all the things our breasts go through for us, here are 21 real breast shapes and what it’s like to have ’em.

1 way I knew I was pregnant was sore breasts. From the moment the stick turned pink, my boobs took on a life of their own and grew to a size and shape I’d never known they were capable of before. Although I missed the ease of my tiny pre-pregnancy boobies, I did enjoy having cleavage for the first time in my life. Their ability to sustain a whole human life never ceases to amaze me. But if you thought pregnancy boobs were weird, then nursing is like having your breasts possessed by aliens. Post-nursing boobs Once the milk is gone, your glorious, functional nursing boobs become sad, deflated balloons. That is if balloons had random chunks of sand in them.

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